Image via WikipediaSo on MAY 17, 2011 I graduated from HIGH SCHOOL which means I am officially college bound. Ironically it was also my father's 50th birthday but that was unfortunately overshadowed by my milestone. On the upside, he never remembers his birthday anyway and he still looks like he's 40 which means I am destined to age slowly (crossing my fingers for no wrinkles since gray hairs do not run in my family). That's right forget the crap about embracing age and the nature that comes with it (poor eyesight, aching bones, foggy memory etc), i want to be youthful or semi-youthful forever!
Anyway, let's get back on topic and away from my fear of aging, So in 3 months since school here opens in September, I will be an American campus girl ( allusion to savvy's Kenyan campus girl which inspired me to start this blog). I am excited to move from Alabama which is not a very vibrant place to Boston which is one of the most lively places in the U.S. I'll be attending Northeastern University to study Pharmacy and they have an awesome program that will enable me to become a Doctor of Pharmacy in six years. So can you imagine that, me as a 24 yr old girl ehem woman/lady that will be referred to as Dr.Mercy! I am beyond excitement not so much because of the title "DOCTOR" but because of the salary(which can be looked up on google). I want to first assure you that I am not a GOLD DIGGER but alluding to this phrase that i have recently coined "there's nothing wrong with being a gold digger if you are digging your OWN gold".
Either way, like everyone else in this world, I have a dream (MLK voice) where I live without the worry of money. I am not saying I want to be Oprah or Donald Trump rich...I just want to be comfortable. In the U.S. as a single person it is possible to live comfortably on 30K considering you have a normal apartment etc. The starting salary of a pharmacist is between 75-79K and the median salary is 100K which means that this dream will essentially be reality if all goes well. Bring a husband and kids in the picture and a picturesque house and Voila!, that's the so-called American Dream that you have possibly heard of. Of course kids will come later since by my standard 24 is too young to start a family i am leaning on earliest at 26 and latest at 28. That gives me 2-4 years to settle down, "figure myself out", and most importantly enjoy my dwindling YOUTH. Also, just so you don't think I am a self-centered selfish BIATCH which isn't 100% wrong, I plan to come to work with the WHO (World Health Organization) or Doctors Without Borders to facilitate medicine in developing nations. Haven't worked out how i will do it but I do know that in order to do so, I must work in some pharmaceutical development company such as MERCK and somehow coerce or guilt them into giving out some of their samples to people in need in developing nations whether it be TYLENOL or some Anti-biotics. Anyway don't be frightened into thinking that à la The Gardener experimental medicine will be distributed to these poor people as a ploy to use them as guinea pigs. I will have you know that simple samples of painkillers are usually more effective that normal over the counter stuff as I myself have tried them and my Doctor has given my family some to take to our Kenyan relatives with no adverse effects to their health. Anyway, this is the most challenging part of my dream because it doesn't rest solely on my abilities.
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After starting a family and raising my kids to the best of my abilities, I plan to retire at the age of 50 or 55 despite the fact that the retirment age in the U.S. is 65. Following my retirement, I plan to return to Kenya and live somewhere nice, maybe Westlands or Nyahururu and maybe try to get a position in the Ministry of Health that actively aims to help people or just start a chain of Pharmacy clinics in Kenya.
Either way something inside me tells me I am destined for greatness and to produce great change...so if Kenya's government has not gotten its shit together by say 2040 then I with the help of the disillusioned Kenyan masses want to start a revolution where we demand honesty and accountability from the government instead of sitting in front of our TVs and taking whatever they throw at us with our 4 o'clock tea. In essence, I just want to be a part of something that gives back to the country that I owe my entire existence to. I love KENYA and I want nothing but the BEST for it.
So my fellow readers and Kenyans, I apologize for indulging you in 5 paragraphs all about ME although i am guessing that's what I usually do so in that case Thank You for indulging in 5 paragraphs about my hopes and dreams. I wish you all the best in your dreams and future. And in 50 years I hope to come back and tell you all that everything worked out perfectly despite life's unending surprises. In the meantime, what are your dreams, and have you achieved them? If not, how do you plan to do so?